Entries in tatostrophe (3)

Pointless Paranoid Haiku 8 - POTUS needs miraclegro

woke up this morning with


my afro in my eye and my

 



friendly neighborhood pharmacy said "hi."

 

Pointless, Paranoid Haiku 7 - We Love Louis Licari

Republicans are beside themselves because

the People voted -- and they decided that

America was needing an Ambush Makeover

 

Twisting my Twat Twith Twitter Tweets

Evidently, it's not enough to ....

 

.... first you hadda have a WEB PAGE. Then, you hadda have a WEBSITE. Then, you hadda have a WAPSITE. Then, you hadda have a BLOG... now you have to TWEET and SQUIDOO and PING and THWIRL -- until you're out of your fucking mind with nothing left to say.

 

Are you still TWEETING from your COMPUTER like a dolt -- or is your TWEET MOBILE? DOES your SQUIDOO have a VIDEO UPLOAD EMBED from YOU TUBE? Can you find 12 people who really give a fuck?

 I don't know how much more I can take. I had to HURRY UP and get on the bandwagon because I didn't want to end up soggy and on the skids like these printed-page fossils in front of the PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER (which went BANKRUPT today, BTW):