Entries in tatostrophe (3)
Pointless Paranoid Haiku 8 - POTUS needs miraclegro
woke up this morning with
my afro in my eye and my
friendly neighborhood pharmacy said "hi."
Pointless, Paranoid Haiku 7 - We Love Louis Licari
Republicans are beside themselves because

the People voted -- and they decided that
America was needing an Ambush Makeover


Twisting my Twat Twith Twitter Tweets
Evidently, it's not enough to ....
.... first you hadda have a WEB PAGE. Then, you hadda have a WEBSITE. Then, you hadda have a WAPSITE. Then, you hadda have a BLOG... now you have to TWEET and SQUIDOO and PING and THWIRL -- until you're out of your fucking mind with nothing left to say.

Are you still TWEETING from your COMPUTER like a dolt -- or is your TWEET MOBILE? DOES your SQUIDOO have a VIDEO UPLOAD EMBED from YOU TUBE? Can you find 12 people who really give a fuck?

I don't know how much more I can take. I had to HURRY UP and get on the bandwagon because I didn't want to end up soggy and on the skids like these printed-page fossils in front of the PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER (which went BANKRUPT today, BTW): 





