woke up this morning with

my afro in my eye and my

friendly neighborhood pharmacy said "hi."

Republicans are beside themselves because

the People voted -- and they decided that

America was needing an Ambush Makeover

It's a damned shame when

the comedians of our time are doing

the best job at news reporting

More Americans might be starving

but the squirrels in the United States

are feasting like fat cats

I've been thinking. You know, with everything that's been going on in society these days, maybe I should make the case for Soylent Green.

I mean, Heston is dead (R.I.P.) -- and so I don't have to worrry about him screaming in my face with knee-jerk complaints about my moral turpitude.

Here we go:

People Are Hungry -- If I hear about another CEO who has been 'shamed' into receiving food from an understocked food bank because Barack Obama squashed his yearly incentive bonus, I'm going to scream, myself.

On the other hand, the foodbanks are becoming increasingly understocked...

Ain't nobody go no gubmint CHEEZ?

Unemployed People Over 45 Are Fucked -- Did you guys catch the New York Times article about the former $70k business executive who has to debase, degrade and demean himself (and his entire family crest) each day by slogging to a $12-hourly janitorial position? Have you heard about unemployability being the new black? Why don't these intelligent, degreed, articulate, enterprising, job-needing, botox-using, foreclosure infected viruses just STOP TRYING to convince employers that they are vital to the workforce! I mean, they are still young enough to make the Soylent Green somewhat tasty. 

                                                                                                                                                            POTUS Wants Kathleen to actually MANAGE Healthcare -- If she is superhuman enough to survive       the vetting process, how the heck can Kathleen Sebelius possibly work with a meager $634 billion dollars to fix healthcare if fuckers over 45 are constantly getting sick?

T Boone Pickens Would Be Proud -- Look at it this way:

Ethanol is busted  and wind power can't get past the NIMBY("Those turbines are too UGLY to go up on our farm")-energized townsfolk.

Soylent Green is a FANTASTIC, optional source of cheap, clean and  GREEN Energy!

Don't gawk you fucker -- can YOU  financially afford to outfit your home with solar panels? I didn't think so.