Pointless Paranoid Haiku 8 - POTUS needs miraclegro
woke up this morning with
my afro in my eye and my
friendly neighborhood pharmacy said "hi."
Pointless, Paranoid Haiku 7 - We Love Louis Licari
Republicans are beside themselves because

the People voted -- and they decided that
America was needing an Ambush Makeover


A Low Point In High Point, NC
OMG... This has to be the craziest shit I've seen in a while. I'd almost rather have the swine flu...
The Stepford Servo - Pimps IN, Hos OUT

I've been thinking about robotics, as of late.
Why are all the robots female subserviants? Are the men in the association to blame for all this?
The first robot I remember was a cool, masculine dude named, Gigantor:
I guess all the servo-as shit-class-ho started with Rosy Jetson:
Then other robomaids stepped in:
Asimo and his crew dance like exhausted strippers,
Aiko the Japanese android is blowjob-ready...
Evidently, you'd better not mess up her makeup...
Here is another Japanimated fembot:
Once, Jack the Pumpkin King dated a sad fembot in front of our kids...
Even the roomba vacuums like a good little girl.
What the F? Are the robot makers in collusion with the Taliban to erdicate human women from the future?
Pimps IN, Hos OUT
Pointless, Paranoid Haiku 6/ Cramer vs Not Cramer
It's a damned shame when

the comedians of our time are doing

the best job at news reporting





