Pointless Paranoid Haiku 8 - POTUS needs miraclegro

woke up this morning with


my afro in my eye and my

 



friendly neighborhood pharmacy said "hi."

 

Pointless, Paranoid Haiku 7 - We Love Louis Licari

Republicans are beside themselves because

the People voted -- and they decided that

America was needing an Ambush Makeover

 

A Low Point In High Point, NC

Posted on Saturday, May 2, 2009 at 11:00AM by Registered CommenterLa TATTOOiE in , , , , , | CommentsPost a Comment

OMG... This has to be the craziest shit I've seen in a while. I'd almost rather have the swine flu...

The Stepford Servo - Pimps IN, Hos OUT

Posted on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 4:08PM by Registered CommenterLa TATTOOiE in | CommentsPost a Comment

 

 

I've been thinking about robotics, as of late.

 

 

Why are all the robots female subserviants? Are the men in the association to blame for all this?

 

 

 

The first robot I remember was a cool, masculine dude named, Gigantor:

 


 

I guess all the servo-as shit-class-ho started with Rosy Jetson:

 


 

Then other robomaids stepped in:

 


 

 

Asimo and his crew dance like exhausted strippers,

 

 

Aiko the Japanese android is blowjob-ready...

 


 

Evidently, you'd better not mess up her makeup...

 


 

Here is another Japanimated fembot:

 


 

Once, Jack the Pumpkin King dated a sad fembot in front of our kids...

 


 

Even the roomba vacuums like a good little girl.

 

 

What the F? Are the robot makers in collusion with the Taliban to erdicate human women from the future?

 


 

Pimps IN, Hos OUT

 

Pointless, Paranoid Haiku 6/ Cramer vs Not Cramer

Posted on Friday, March 13, 2009 at 1:23PM by Registered CommenterLa TATTOOiE in , , | CommentsPost a Comment

It's a damned shame when

the comedians of our time are doing

the best job at news reporting

 

 

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